So where to start? Well I started with the beginning last time, but I'm no longer in Italy so lets start at the end:
Sorry for writing a book, but I just have so much to say about this trip. It’s been fun guys, and thank you so much Cynthia and Bruce, you both are great. Seeya later!
- Payton
So now that that's out of the way lets start at the end in a different way. I was assigned to fill out this here interblog on the last day, but that day consisted of a final glorious goodbye to Florence so instead I’ll give a retrospective now that I’m back in the great state of Texas.

Howdy yall.
This trip was wonderful. It was exactly what I needed. I laughed, I learned, I lived, I loved, and I laundered. The laundering part was pretty difficult, I must say. I got some soy sauce on the crotch of my pants at a Chinese restaurant (which was absolutely delicious I might add) and thus had to get the stain out. Keep in mind that these were purple pants so keeping the true hue was obviously of very high priority. Upon noticing the stain I sprinted home in anguish and threw said shorts into the washing machine. That’s where the trouble started... I feel as though I am well versed in the washing of shorts, as I have seen quite a few machines in my day and have many a pair of shorts in my wardrobe, but nothing could prepare me for the quagmire I was about to face. You see, in America washing machines have one button and a knob as a general rule. In Italy washing machines have 3 buttons, 3 knobs, and a variety of symbols as well as numbers and letters. At first I was confident this would not be that hard, but thirty minutes later I had been proven wrong. I simply do not understand the difference of pair of squiggly lines vs. a square vs. a spiral vs. an octagon in terms of clothes washing. It is down right preposterous! I could not let this machine get the best of me so after fiddling with the beast for ten minutes longer I finally discovered that it would start after turning the knob to: squiggle, 35, and W. The buttons were then to be pushed in a sequence of power button, small square button, then finally the red button. The stain came out and victory was mine!
As far as the other 4 L’s are concerned they are no less important. I laughed freely, because for two and a half weeks none of the worries and stresses that plague our day-to-day lives had followed me. I learned about the history of a beautiful city and country. I learned how to knock out some pretty snazzy quick sketches. Most importantly of all however, I learned more about myself. I lived my life for 2 ½ weeks in a foreign city, which I must say is a very humbling experience as well as one that makes you reevaluate the life that we take for granted back home. Finally I fell in love with the country of Italy and the people in it... Well most of the people. I was not a fan of some drunken boy who after USA tied the UK in the world cup called me an “American wanker”. That kid really sucks.
Florence truly is a wonderful place. So many great memories were made there, but I must say that the last day there was one of the best. My flight was booked separate from the group so Leanne, Alizsha, and myself had one final day in the city after the rest of our group left. Thank god for that. The previous day was not exactly the greatest one. I felt homesick yet sad that I was leaving such a great place. This was only made worse by the disgustingly grey and dreary weather outside which at one point began to hail. The final day was absolutely beautiful however. It was a sunny day with soft white marshmallow clouds floating in the sky. There was no humidity and it was a temperate 85 degrees all day long. I couldn’t have asked for better weather. Not that I really know whom I could ask to give me good weather… maybe Al Roker? I would certainly ask him to BBQ me up a rack of ribs if I got a hold of him, that’s for sure.
The day began with cleaning the apartment and saying goodbye to my home for the past two and a half weeks. The apartment Zach and I shared was absolutely majestic and I have a little less appreciation for that old olive shack I call home back in Denton now unfortunately. After checkout I met the girls at the school and after wasting half an hour on the popular social networking site ‘Book Face’ we located our hotel and took off. Upon arrival at Hotel Eden we were informed that the room we had booked was only a 2 bed. I could see the anger growing in Alizsha’s eyes as she had certainly booked a 3 bed. I was preparing myself to see her to give the desk clerk 3 quick snaps, a wag of the finger, and a loud “NUH-UH-UH!” but she managed to keep her composure and after 10 minutes we had been upgraded to a 3 bed. Now if this hotel is what Eden was truly like I can see why Eve ate that apple. The room was slightly less depressing than a $37 motel in Kansas City. The walls were grey and barren except for a single badly rendered watercolor of a Caribbean beach, which I could not get to stay straight for the life of me.
Next on our agenda was visiting the Academia to view David. We had previously heard that the line took approximately 3 hours to get in so we almost skipped seeing the famous landmark. Thank god we didn’t. We flashed our museum pass at a separate V.I.P. entrance and skipped ahead of the 300+-person queue. The first room had classic renaissance artwork, which although beautiful we looked around for only several minutes before deciding to skip ahead and find David. The three of us were laughing about a particularly creepy looking cherub we had observed in the previous room when we rounded the corner and saw David at the end of a long corridor. Conversation stopped immediately, my hairs stood on end, and the three of us stood speechless for at least 15 seconds before we regained composure and cautiously approached the behemoth. Words cannot describe how beautiful this statue is. I don’t feel like I would be lying if I said that I truly believe this is the most beautiful man made object I’ve seen in my life. It is truly perfection. I’m sure everyone has seen photos of the giant, but they do not do justice to how truly magnificent and HUGE this piece is. The sculpture is 17 feet tall, is positioned in a roman looking dome at the end of a long corridor, and rests on a platform positioned roughly a foot above the heads of the tallest visitors. We decided to sit and sketch, and even after 30 minutes of observing the piece it still seemed unreal. Everyone has seen a picture of the statue I am sure, but no photographs could do it justice, nor do any of the replications of the piece that were located throughout the city.
We left, still in awe and made our way to the greatest sandwich shop on earth. Unfortunately the name escapes me, but if you went to the one that our historic tour guide pointed out a block from the Casa di Dante then you know exactly what I am talking about. The employee and owner is a very nice young Italian man and the sandwiched are out of this world. In lieu of sending home several sandwiches via UPS (which I was considering) I decided to instead ask the owner if he sold the balsamic vinegar, which was the secret that took his sandwiches to the next level. This was a joke more or less, but we had gotten to know him after eating there 5 days straight, and with a smile on his face he produced a bottle of his own recipe and let me buy it at a discount. I’m going to miss that place.

Jimmy John, you should be taking lessons from that man.
After a long thank you and goodbye we took off to climb up to Piazza Michelangelo and say our goodbyes to the city. Alizsha was all tuckered out from the previous night however, so she stayed and sketched her Gough drawing. Leanne and I would not be stopped however. We crossed the Arno River and made our way up the 35-degree incline slope that could be considered a rite of passage for that view. After reaching the top, we avoided the swarm of North-African purse pushers and sat down upon a wide set of stairs to sketch. We sat and enjoyed the warm sun and the beautiful view while we both knocked our two of our best sketches from the trip. After about half an hour a limousine pulled up and a young newly wed couple stepped out and climbed the steps. They stopped 2 feet from Leanne and I then embraced and had several pictures taken. I somehow suppressed my urge to make weird faces and ruin the couple’s photos that I had somehow found myself in and instead smiled and applauded along with the 50 or so other people sitting on the staircase. It was really a really beautiful moment and so was she. He was a lucky man, and they were lucky to get married in such a beautiful place on such a beautiful day.
Honestly that’s the best word I can really use to describe the piazza and the day as a whole: beautiful. After a while Leanne and I walked slowly around the piazza and overlooked the city. Another newly wed couple strolled past us as we made our rounds then we sat and observed a gang fancy yet pissed off looking guidos getting their photos taken. Finally we stopped near a boom box that was blaring Michael Jackson and gazed off into the distance and talked for hours as the sun set. I wish I was a smooth enough criminal to steal that sunset… ZING! The sky was painted with warm pinks and cool blues. The orange roofs of the town glowed brightly as the setting sun illuminated them one last time. It was a truly great evening. The sun would rise over the city again the next day, but this was the last of it we would see. It was a bittersweet moment as we both knew that this was the end of something special, but I for one know that this was a day that I will hold dear until the day I die.

Different day, same Piazza.
The sun finally hid its head behind the mountains and as dusk enveloped us we made our way back into town. We wandered slowly in search of a pizzeria and along the way discovered a temporary stadium erected in the plaza of a beautiful church. Of course we had to investigate and as we got closer “How Low” by Ludacris became audible. We climbed the steps and found ourselves upon metal bleachers watching scantily clad cheerleaders upon a rectangle of sand demonstrating how low they could in fact go… and low it was indeed! After asking each other, “Uhhhh…. What the hell?” a net was quickly erected, an announcer came over the intercom. 4 girls then ran out and began a volleyball match. It was very surreal.
Neither of us cared about volleyball but we watched for several minute because it was just so bizarre, then took off cause our bellies were a rumblin’. It was night by now and we wanted to find an outdoor cafĂ© but due to our hunger settled for the first place that took credit cards, and man I’m glad we chose this place. We ordered a prosciutto and mushroom pizza and after waiting for 15 minutes while it baked in a stone oven it was brought to our table. We asked for mozzarella and the waiter came back 5 minutes later slightly drunk after taking a wine and cigarette break with a block of fresh cheese in tow and grated it in front of us. We split it the pizza and it was incredible. While in Italy I’ve had my share of pizzas, but this one took the cake… well “took the pie” would be more appropriate I suppose.
A note about the pizzas: I found it interesting is that they are never pre-sliced. Instead you are given a big pizza pie and eat it with silverware. I would always use the knife to cut slices then just pick them up, but it seemed as though the locals ate it with a fork and knife. Also even eating an entire meal of a huge pizza never makes you feel heavy and unhealthy like our greasy American pizzas do. I suppose that’s true with almost all the food in that country. You’re served a healthy portion of healthy food instead of a monstrous helping of artery clogging, chemically preserved, and fried chow. All the ingredients seem more pure and none of the meat is pumped full of growth hormones. No wonder our country is so unhealthy…

Taste’s like freedom.
After a long and wonderful day we reunited with Alizsha at the hotel, took some melatonin to prepare ourselves for awaking at 4am the next day then talked until we could no longer keep our eyes open.
The next day was felt like I was slowly waking up from a two and a half week-long dream. We woke at 4am, had trouble in the airport while checking luggage, then spent the next 25 hours on and off airplanes. I don’t want people to take this the wrong way and think that I hate babies, because I don’t… but I was sat within 4 feet of a baby on EVERY. SINGLE. FLIGHT. Come on moms. Be considerate. Turn your babies on vibrate if you’re going to bring them on an eight and a half-hour flight.
Upon our return I felt a mixed bag of emotions. I love America don’t get me wrong, this is my home, but after living in another society for so long you notice certain things that they do differently and at times better. I don’t want to get political so I will leave it at that. It’s been a bit hard getting reacclimated to life back home to be completely honest as well. I’m certainly a different person than I was when I left, but I’d like to believe that it was all positive growth. I hope everyone else came away from this trip with as fulfilling of an experience as I have and it’s been great spending this time with you (even if some of us have gotten so much of each other we could use a month without seeing each other, haha).
Sorry for writing a book, but I just have so much to say about this trip. It’s been fun guys, and thank you so much Cynthia and Bruce, you both are great. Seeya later!
- Payton